i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
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Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
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I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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