i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
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we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
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He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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