I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
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From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
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Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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