Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
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Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
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I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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