Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
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i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
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Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
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