I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
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Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
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He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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