yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
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Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
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Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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