Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
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my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
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It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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