As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
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I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
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I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
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