It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
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Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
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I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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