there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
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and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
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The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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