why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
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I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
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Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
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