was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
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Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
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