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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
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i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
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like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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