either way he was missing a nipple.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
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she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
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pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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