You smell like a Billy Joel song
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
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organizing the empties. That sober.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
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Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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