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I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
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left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
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cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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