You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
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you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
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Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
The power of my boobs compel you
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
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