You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
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He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
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The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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