I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
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First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
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I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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