make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
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I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
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Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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