evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
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hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
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Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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