Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
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I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
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Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
I think i got beer on your cat.
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