just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
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He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
whose parrot is this?
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I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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