UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
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Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
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So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
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