I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
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How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
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You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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