i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
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Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
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I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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