Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
Randomize