Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
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He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
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I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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