How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
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I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
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You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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