No awkward lesbian experiences without me
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
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we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
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For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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