My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
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I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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