Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
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Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
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The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
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