Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
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You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
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Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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