i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
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Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
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Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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