I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
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I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
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He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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