guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
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Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
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Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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