actually, I'm a sock model
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
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her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
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I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I want a musical about memes.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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