This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
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I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
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I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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