Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
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Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
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In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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