Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
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if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
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I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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