Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
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he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
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i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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