I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
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Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
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I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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