Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
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my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
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This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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