I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
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Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
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Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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