And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
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My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
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Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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