Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
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He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
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thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
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