wanna go halves on a baby?
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
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seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
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I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
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