I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
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dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
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I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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