ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
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There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
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When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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